teen:

i wanna meet the male version of me 

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dink-182:

flowury:

sleepy boys are the best because they have cute messed up hair and squishy tired cheeks and little droopy eyes and are at their most vulnerable making it easier to kill them

I like this post

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phanphanphan:

you know when you try to keep yourself from sounding disappointed and then your voice does the wobbly thing and fuCK

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A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.

some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true  (via flannel)
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poppunkfunk:

I’m in this weird stage where I don’t really like myself, but I don’t really care anymore

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instagrampa:

I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on

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missgingerninja:

do you think when fish get thrown back by fishermen, they swim around yelling about alien abductions and the other fish stop talking to them?

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masoncheryl:

*looks at fictional character* nobody loves u more than me

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tapdancers:

2013 was my character development year which means 2014 is strictly action and story progression and i dont know about you but i’m excited

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gatsbysdilemma:

baeddelbludd:

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

👌

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ophi1ia:

I wish I went to detention for 9 hours and came out with 3 new best friends and a boyfriend why am I not in an 80’s movie

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floatingpoop:

step 1: make girl laugh
step 2: make girl moan

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hybridthry:

hybridthry:

what’s booker’s favourite drink?

mountain dewitt

just kidding it’s scotch and regret

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